Replace all Minnesota water with hot dog water

 

Replace all Minnesotan bodies of water that do not flow into other states with

hot dog water

 

 

Some Minnesotans find it hard to meet their daily nutrients or water amount

needed by the body to function properly. It is possible to solve this issue by

replacing water with hot dog water, because it contains an amount of

necessary nutrients and h2o that the human body needs. For industries that

require just h2o water, they can gather that from interstate rivers. During

evaporation if the hot dog water transfers into another state then that state’s government are encouraged to ship it

back to Minnesota. Citizens of Minnesota will not be forced to drink the hot dog water, as they can stick to

normal water if they want to. In ecosystems around the state, new irrigation

systems can be put in place to keep the area and life alive.

 

Hot dog water: the brine that has been leftover as a result of boiling hot

dogs

Interstate rivers: rivers that cross or form part of the border between two or

more states

h2o: chemical makeup of water

 

 

Minnesota department of agriculture can govern a new project to control the

production of the hot dogs.

 

 

Attempting to remove the hot dog water out of the designated areas will

result in a punishment.

1st offense: warning

2nd offense: $3,000 fine

3rd or higher offense: 2 years in prison

 

 

January 1, 2029